captain america and i joined the mile high club because i am amazing in bed
y’all know how excited i am about this
Iron Man baked a cupcake for me because he was horny beyond belief.
There are…so many reasons I don’t want to eat that cupcake.
Hulk wants to marry me because I am smart.
WE WILL BE HUSBAND AND WIFE OF SCIENCE
Loki refused to touch me
because he was horny beyond belief
okay…I can handle that
Well if we’re going off of Sassy’s birthday then Clint baked me a cupcake because I’m his wife…I’m good with that.
Captain America bent me over a table and fucked me because he was horny beyond belief
Damn Cap are you ok?
Captain American refused to touch me because he loves me…What? I don’t think thats how that works…